1. Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
3. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
5. Chuck Norris defines love as the reluctance to murder. If you’re still alive, it’s because Chuck Norris loves you.

6. Chuck Norris' chest hair has chest hair.
7. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
8. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
9. There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
10. Chuck Norris can win a game of Monopoly without owning any property.
11. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

12. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever gotten.
13. Chuck Norris invented cancer because he was tired of killing people
14. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
15. Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
16. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
17. When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
18. Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.
19.When Chuck Norris jumps into a body of water, he doesn’t get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris instead.
20. Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
21. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
22. When Chuck Norris runs with scissors, other people get hurt.

i thought the jokes above were pretty fun so im sharing them to the world

MERRY

CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah so i just decided to update just for the heck of it....

school kinda cool i guess.... boring but ok

you better like my background foo or i kill you..

thanksgiving was cool

thats that

 only in kenya.. forget norway...kenyyyaaaaa  oh kenyyaa where the giraffes arrrreeeee and the zebraaaa.. haha i always loved that song

This is Hannah and Ashli here.

Jorge is absoutely the funniest person that we have ever met.

Friday Jorge came over to my house(Ash's) so Neal was with him and Kelsey with me, so anyway, we stayed outside for a bit, then came inside and played charades. It was hilarious. We always have the bestest times.

Anyway then Saturday he ran in the Tulsa run and then did nothing.

This morning as Hannah and I were waking up we looked out the window and Jorge was riding his bike so we yelled his name and he came over and we ate food and that is that.

lovelovelove

                                      Your Birthdate: May 10

Independent and dominant, you tend to be the alpha dog in most situations.
You're very confident, and hardly anything ever shakes you.
Mundane tasks tend to drain you - you prefer to be making great plans.
You are quite original. When people don't "get" you, it bothers you a lot.

Your strength: Your ability to gain respect

Your weakness: Caring too much what others think

Your power color: Orange-red

Your power symbol: Letter X

Your power month: October

hmm so pizza doesnt go with mustard.........

but anyways so neal suppose to come over later today and sleep over which is gunna be fun... do you beleave in seamonkeys? i dont or do i? lol...yep yep so tomorrow me and neal r gunna run the tulsa run and he is gunna dress up as a pirate and i'm gunna dress as yoda so its gunna be pretty funny... umm yeeeaaah 

i changed my site big time so hope ya like it cuhs